You did not ask, but that doesn't mean there is no value in hearing. I write to you because I am your sister, and in the real world most people care enough to inquire about their siblings' well-being. Forgive me for not pandering to your desire to pretend that you are the only child by our parents, but I cannot pretend to share the same desire. Perhaps if you had paid more attention to us, you might have saved us from being failures in your mind.

Please do enlighten me on your recent troubles gallivanting around London. I do not recall the city being struck by any major tragedy, nor do I recall any recent deaths in the family.

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