Hi friends! Welcome to MJ's networking, where the characters are all some level of Ridiculous, middle class men come in every flavour, and apparently everyone is Bad At Romance. Enjoy your stay.
Contact & Plottage Preferences: The easiest way to plot with me is just by posting here. Don't be shy, I am always up for throwing almost anyone together in a thread! If you'd like to get in touch with me privately, the easiest way is skype or discord; if you don't have those, feel free to PM me on Elias Grimstone. I am the most easy-going about both threading and plotting, always chill with winging things but can work with some level of pre-plotting as long as there's always a little room for flexibility! I do prefer new relationships, particularly romantic ones, to develop organically — in fact, probably the secret to "hurling" with me is actually to just a) join my open thread, I swear; or b) pretend to be throwing characters together under literally any other pretence, I am like a child who won't eat my greens unless they're hidden in something else xD In general, the wants and needs detailed here are not all-inclusive, I am wide open to your ideas!
Last updated February 2023
Mangled to my own ends, but the excellent base coding is all Lady's!
Contact & Plottage Preferences: The easiest way to plot with me is just by posting here. Don't be shy, I am always up for throwing almost anyone together in a thread! If you'd like to get in touch with me privately, the easiest way is skype or discord; if you don't have those, feel free to PM me on Elias Grimstone. I am the most easy-going about both threading and plotting, always chill with winging things but can work with some level of pre-plotting as long as there's always a little room for flexibility! I do prefer new relationships, particularly romantic ones, to develop organically — in fact, probably the secret to "hurling" with me is actually to just a) join my open thread, I swear; or b) pretend to be throwing characters together under literally any other pretence, I am like a child who won't eat my greens unless they're hidden in something else xD In general, the wants and needs detailed here are not all-inclusive, I am wide open to your ideas!
Mangled to my own ends, but the excellent base coding is all Lady's!
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August 2, 2025 – 4:43 PM
I have not dealt with the above post in Some Time so you can see my current roster here, I am working on updating profiles, and I have listed everyone below. I am looking for new things and am probably interested in anything you can come up, but I've thrown a few ideas or desires where I have them:
Ari Fisk | Quietly disappeared from society and the Hogsmeade Hospital in January and is currently institutionalised. I am interested in new threads with visiting family or letters, and/or letters from former colleagues/more distant acquaintances perhaps "checking in" or asking his advice on a healing matter, where he is also cagey about what he's up to etc. If anyone in that kinda field is interested in experimenting with plants or potions that may have ~mental health effects Ari may be interested in getting in touch to that effect.
Aubrey Davis | Has adjusted to ~the human world as much as he ever will, lol, and is going out on his own two feet out of domestic service. He is moving to Pennyworth as Jack Dorset's newest weirdo roommate and is starting off with a new job in the Post Office (as long as he can hold it down >.>). So: down for meeting new people in Hogsmeade – he's not good at making friends necessarily but "people he sees regularly in his day to day" are a good start, for better or worse xD I am also interested in him earning some extra cash via some underground boxing or street fighting etc if someone can help rope him into this.
Barnaby Wye | I am always down for fun one-off threads but also especially looking to develop some fun new ongoing relationships like he has with Ford/Adrienne/Tabi. He likes meddling in living people's lives so if you know any of them you will have encountered him at some point or other <3 I would also love him to take someone under his wing (where he feels he could encourage them or teach them something they need help with) and/or for someone nerdy enough to try and teach him about all the Modern Things he doesn't understand where he can be an annoying toddler and ask "why?" every two seconds.
Callista Adebayo | HURLS HURLS HURLS! Despite turning August down she is soooo keen to marry asap so she doesn't Fail At Life, but she and I are essentially looking for someone she doesn't click with at all. Bonus points if he's got perfect stats (UCPB, Good Job) but she actively dislikes his personality... she will encourage him anyway xD I am also always interested in developing her female friendships, she is a good supportive confidante if you have shit going on.
@"Effie Clarke" | I am still looking for an awkward past connection in the girl Effie kissed in school sorted; I am also looking for current lesbian affair hurls, the messier the better! Effie is getting married on the 9th August so I may also require things on the Married Women Connections side shortly after that xD
Elias Grimstone | I would love to thread him with more of his Potts in-laws to get to know them better; Anne Moony if you are still helping him out over the summers would you like a thread?
Endymion Dempsey | Always open for hurling, plus any people in society digging about all his family's drama, he's an easy mark but also never knows what's going on so I think it would be funny xD Also interested in doing some cursed object mini-plots and giving him a professional project to work on.
Ester Montgomery | Listen, I always need more Ester threads – seeking the usual: people in seedy circles in London; anyone in society going through crisis who needs somewhere to land for a night, or mothering in the worst way possible; casual affairs; drug addicts and artisty sorts; maybe some do-gooder or wild optimist who tries to reform a fallen woman; someone she is currently financially scrounging off who wants their money back; funny unlikely connections of any kind~
Evander Darrow | I would love a Nemesis in the form of someone repeatedly using magic Improperly and getting warnings all the time, as well as general Ministry/society things – Evander is definitely conservative in the anti-feminist, anti-werewolf way so I'd like to have uncomfortable debates about things.
Hadrian Nott | Hadrian would love a casual flirty rebound-esque relationship with a woman (ACAB, but probably in and around Society) that he can pretend is more serious than it is so he can determinedly imagine he's not still hung up on his ex-wife. Someone fun and free-spirited~
Ishmael | Also always needs more threads! Do you have a less-than-legal side to your business you need help with? Are you into selling or giving away your blood? Are you anti-vampire as well as anti-werewolf or a member of the Being Division questioning Ishmael about something? I am here for anything remotely juicy.
James Fletcher | Will be back at Hogwarts for NEWTs in spite of his horrible grades and poor urchin vibes bc he has a mysterious benefactor father paying his way, I would love for people to side eye him for this in September xD
Jude Wright | Has come out as very pro-werewolf, in case this was not already obvious xD I would love some more threads re: this, either with him lobbying/protesting/getting in altercations about it, or someone perhaps investigating him a little more closely and stressing him out (since he is not a werewolf, but also often preoccupied on full moons as he is harbouring one) xD
Matilda Farris | Will keep being Mattie, aka causing mayhem and hitting on every man in her vicinity. Would love her to meet more men and to develop some Society friendships/frenemy situations~
Nick Blott | I want him to start pursuing someone for a courtship (feelings do not have to be involved) and/or get involved in some scandalous affair, so more society or seedy encounters are both great.
Philip Rowle | I have nothing particular in mind but always down for more Flip threads with Rowles or otherwise <3 I'd like him to maybe make friends/hang out with people who do not fit the "Boring, Appropriate UCPB" bill, so more on the wild side or of a lower station than him.
Porphyria Dempsey | Phyri is currently a) playing up the Witch Weekly rumours that she's a werewolf, let's do something fun with that and b) trying to play matchmaker for her dear friend Nathalie Jennings. Now, obvs, Phyri has no practice at this, so her methods may be suspect, but I am looking for single UC/MCAB men between 27-50ish she can coerce interrogate entrap in romantic schemes set up with her friend. xD
Tess Whitby | Fam threads, feminist threads, "hey who's the little girl who lives with y'all" threads all welcome!
Trystan Selwyn | Hit me up for auror training thingssss~
Tybalt Kirke | Always needs friends... mostly to meddle in their business, he's chill xD
Has enough to get on with for now, but let me know if you want something particular from:
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August 2, 2025 – 6:51 PM
Welp, you know I love me an MJ thread so take your pick!
Ari Fisk - Kons should visit. He still doesn't really know what's going on with Ari, but he knows something isn't right.
Effie Clarke - So, looking at the lonely plot I think Lena could fit with a little retconning or another idea I shall message you about!
Endymion Dempsey - I could give you Lena for cursed objects blowing up in their faces and/or Tamsin for hurling with someone who would like to escape their own family drama.
Ester Montgomery - lol, I'm always thrilled to have any thread with Ester so hit me up if you want some random encounters.
Hadrian Nott - FYI that Hadrian is getting an auntie soon that is a) much younger than his parents and b) probably going to be a fun auntie. They should hang out when Leto Travers exists.
Jude Wright - Should come and visit Morwenna in her jailhouse.
Philip Rowle - We should thread him and Sybilla at the family shindig where both are miserable and/or drunk.
Porphyria Dempsey - Could set up Kons as they know each other and I kind of like the potential for their weird dynamic.
Trystan Selwyn - So the Ambrosia thread is ancient (my fault) and probably over anyway so we should work out where they are/if they've spoken in the last year xD
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Ari Fisk - Kons should visit. He still doesn't really know what's going on with Ari, but he knows something isn't right.
Effie Clarke - So, looking at the lonely plot I think Lena could fit with a little retconning or another idea I shall message you about!
Endymion Dempsey - I could give you Lena for cursed objects blowing up in their faces and/or Tamsin for hurling with someone who would like to escape their own family drama.
Ester Montgomery - lol, I'm always thrilled to have any thread with Ester so hit me up if you want some random encounters.
Hadrian Nott - FYI that Hadrian is getting an auntie soon that is a) much younger than his parents and b) probably going to be a fun auntie. They should hang out when Leto Travers exists.
Jude Wright - Should come and visit Morwenna in her jailhouse.
Philip Rowle - We should thread him and Sybilla at the family shindig where both are miserable and/or drunk.
Porphyria Dempsey - Could set up Kons as they know each other and I kind of like the potential for their weird dynamic.
Trystan Selwyn - So the Ambrosia thread is ancient (my fault) and probably over anyway so we should work out where they are/if they've spoken in the last year xD
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August 2, 2025 – 7:27 PM
Hiiii lovely, long time no plotting <3
I know a few of my characters are inactive, but I'd like to figure out where they're at in the event that I bring them back (I'm slowly trying to re-integrate to charming after a few years of being flaky because #shithappens).
Obviously I have Dionisia, who likely dropped all anger/grudges after Ari's attempt and is now worried about him constantly. What do you think their home/financial situation looks like right now? Dionisia could've gone back to work, etc. once Ari quit, but I'd like to know your thoughts!!
Charity is on my imminent to-bring-back list (probably September? Unless you have home life stuff you'd like to cover with her before she goes back to Hogwarts!) I'm pretty sure she's a fourth year now

I know a few of my characters are inactive, but I'd like to figure out where they're at in the event that I bring them back (I'm slowly trying to re-integrate to charming after a few years of being flaky because #shithappens).
Obviously I have Dionisia, who likely dropped all anger/grudges after Ari's attempt and is now worried about him constantly. What do you think their home/financial situation looks like right now? Dionisia could've gone back to work, etc. once Ari quit, but I'd like to know your thoughts!!
Charity is on my imminent to-bring-back list (probably September? Unless you have home life stuff you'd like to cover with her before she goes back to Hogwarts!) I'm pretty sure she's a fourth year now

August 2, 2025 – 10:11 PM
For Barnabas: I volunteer my own Barnabas as tribute. He hates ghosts but he would make for a fun person to haunt. He's also got Elsie trying to reform him, so maybe ghost Barnabas has decided to 'assist'? Or just offer commentary.
For Effie: We've already chatted about my own Effie. xD (I'm not matching my characters up with yours because they have the same name, I swear!)
For Endymion: Once he gets accepted, Ahn-Bo Jeong deals with cursed objects, so they could always be going after the same one? Except Ahn-Bo's isn't above board. xD
For Matilda: Not what you asked for but I think she and Poppy MacFusty would know each other. Both live in Irvingly and both have families involved with dragons.
For Tess: Effie May Woodcroft is heavily involved in the feminist community, I'm sure they'd know each other pretty well. Friends, even?
For Tybalt: I mean... Barney is becoming Elsie's pet project. So there's that lol
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Barnabas walks with a cane. Set by Lady.
For Effie: We've already chatted about my own Effie. xD (I'm not matching my characters up with yours because they have the same name, I swear!)
For Endymion: Once he gets accepted, Ahn-Bo Jeong deals with cursed objects, so they could always be going after the same one? Except Ahn-Bo's isn't above board. xD
For Matilda: Not what you asked for but I think she and Poppy MacFusty would know each other. Both live in Irvingly and both have families involved with dragons.
For Tess: Effie May Woodcroft is heavily involved in the feminist community, I'm sure they'd know each other pretty well. Friends, even?
For Tybalt: I mean... Barney is becoming Elsie's pet project. So there's that lol
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Barnabas walks with a cane. Set by Lady.
August 3, 2025 – 1:28 AM
Anne would love an Elias thread! She's pretty sure she's an adult now and totally doesn't need advice from cool adults in her life. She does. She needs so much advice.
August 3, 2025 – 5:43 AM
Hey MJ! I want you for Jimmy Fletcher things. I have two useful people here. Maeve Halloran is in a similar situation, lives in the Slums and has a "mysterious benefactor" as well (different guy though.) - she's in the year below and a Hufflepuff so that could be something to play with both currently and future....y and then there is Greta. Whenever you want her she'll be there to try and reign him in and be annoying. I'm down for anything for her. She might not side eye him but is somewhat convinced he's still at school just to create chaos. and or torture her. (Apparently that's a simpler answer for her).
The other useful connection could potentially be incoming Ariel Sherington whose siblings are half-vamps and she's aware of the signs if you wish to make use of her for Connor for chaos sake. Oh! And Judy Hatchitt who is friends with his sister is back
Thanks go to the marvelous MJ for her sensational set.
Clubs: Flying, Charms, Potions and Transfiguration.
NEWT Subjects: Charms, DADA, Potions, Transfig, Herbology, Ancient Studies, Alchemy.
The other useful connection could potentially be incoming Ariel Sherington whose siblings are half-vamps and she's aware of the signs if you wish to make use of her for Connor for chaos sake. Oh! And Judy Hatchitt who is friends with his sister is back
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Thanks go to the marvelous MJ for her sensational set.
Clubs: Flying, Charms, Potions and Transfiguration.
NEWT Subjects: Charms, DADA, Potions, Transfig, Herbology, Ancient Studies, Alchemy.
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August 3, 2025 – 2:11 PM
I have a few things I can offer<3
For Barnabas: I think it would be fun if he was friends with Ritchie Fortescue's dad, who is a ghost and still hangs around the ice cream shop. I have this grand idea of doing some flavors that ghosts can consume for Halloween, so if you're down, Barnabas can totally taste test haha.
Elias and Zin? Granted she's about to be no fun
Jimmy/Cad, because I'd love to see them both being like oh look, you're back.
Phyri: I have Ritchie for hurls, and for the lols, Reg xD
Mattie: I think June and Mattie would make excellent frenemies
For Barnabas: I think it would be fun if he was friends with Ritchie Fortescue's dad, who is a ghost and still hangs around the ice cream shop. I have this grand idea of doing some flavors that ghosts can consume for Halloween, so if you're down, Barnabas can totally taste test haha.
Elias and Zin? Granted she's about to be no fun
Jimmy/Cad, because I'd love to see them both being like oh look, you're back.
Phyri: I have Ritchie for hurls, and for the lols, Reg xD
Mattie: I think June and Mattie would make excellent frenemies
August 3, 2025 – 3:18 PM
Harrison Knight is, of course, eligible for Mattie and does hope he might convince her that marrying a charming wealthy batchelor might lead to more fulfilling fun than flirtation. Or maybe he could flirt with Callista instead as iirc that is her season rival?
Phineas has another neice starting school in Jocasta Flint and I think she would be his kind of people more so than some of his other relatives in the school. Not sure if he even tolerates the presence of 1st years but she will probably try to make her presence known to him as she has a little bit of Malfoy energy.
For Daesyn Mackenzie there are several of your gents that might enjoy a "fun time not a long time" with her. Or maybe even actually court her because she does know she is meant to get married. Related to that I have been tempted lately that she might get bitten by something nasty. Perhaps Ishmeal might be tempted?
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August 4, 2025 – 8:51 PM
Lauren/Bree, we've chatted <3
Té Barnabas Skeeter
Okay yes Tess would love to be feminist!pals and allies with Effie! She's in Clementine Greengrass' group and publishes feminist materials through her printshop biz on the side! Feel free to start a thread for them if you would like.
Oh Tyb will for sure have Thoughts about Elsie's matchmaking mission, but first of all YES PLZ to Barnaby & Barney xD I can start something for him >D
Mattie would not personally be very interested in Poppy but I can definitely see her getting lumped into "plz hang out with the little girl while we discuss magizoology" and be a sort-of-unwilling older sister type xD
Amy Anne Moony yay! I will put a summer starter on my list!
Jen Greta Gillenwater I am down for a summer thread if you are, take your pick of Greta or Maeve... or feel free to start something and surprise me xD
Gin Gus Lissington
Omg yes to ghostly ice cream flavours, put a pin in that for me for the autumn >D As with a Jimmy/Cad thread in Sept! Zin can mope at the Grimstone house whenever she likes with Daff and occasionally bump into Elias, lol xD Lmk if you do want a thread. Phyri def might show up at the ice cream shop one day to interrogate Ritchie, and I dooo agree that Mattie and June would be great casually competitive debs, but who might enough throwing shade about other people together xD Feel free to start anything that piques your fancy!
Chris Violetta DeCroix
I am enjoying Harrison & Mattie lots, it'll be fun to see how far she can lead him on while being a commitment!phobe and not ruin/ruin her rep. Callista's sister Iphigenia is her Enemy!
Phineas doesn't pay muuuch attention to first years but I would love to see Jocasta perhaps try to make an impression come September. He might tolerate her more than most students, we'll see xD
Ohhh if you want Daesyn to get mixed up with vampires I'm sure I can help >D There is potentially a black market treasure angle or a "sell your blood for thrills" angle for them to cross paths initially?

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Té Barnabas Skeeter
Okay yes Tess would love to be feminist!pals and allies with Effie! She's in Clementine Greengrass' group and publishes feminist materials through her printshop biz on the side! Feel free to start a thread for them if you would like.
Oh Tyb will for sure have Thoughts about Elsie's matchmaking mission, but first of all YES PLZ to Barnaby & Barney xD I can start something for him >D
Mattie would not personally be very interested in Poppy but I can definitely see her getting lumped into "plz hang out with the little girl while we discuss magizoology" and be a sort-of-unwilling older sister type xD
Amy Anne Moony yay! I will put a summer starter on my list!
Jen Greta Gillenwater I am down for a summer thread if you are, take your pick of Greta or Maeve... or feel free to start something and surprise me xD
Gin Gus Lissington
Omg yes to ghostly ice cream flavours, put a pin in that for me for the autumn >D As with a Jimmy/Cad thread in Sept! Zin can mope at the Grimstone house whenever she likes with Daff and occasionally bump into Elias, lol xD Lmk if you do want a thread. Phyri def might show up at the ice cream shop one day to interrogate Ritchie, and I dooo agree that Mattie and June would be great casually competitive debs, but who might enough throwing shade about other people together xD Feel free to start anything that piques your fancy!
Chris Violetta DeCroix
I am enjoying Harrison & Mattie lots, it'll be fun to see how far she can lead him on while being a commitment!phobe and not ruin/ruin her rep. Callista's sister Iphigenia is her Enemy!
Phineas doesn't pay muuuch attention to first years but I would love to see Jocasta perhaps try to make an impression come September. He might tolerate her more than most students, we'll see xD
Ohhh if you want Daesyn to get mixed up with vampires I'm sure I can help >D There is potentially a black market treasure angle or a "sell your blood for thrills" angle for them to cross paths initially?

look ANOTHER beautiful bee!set <3