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Witch Weekly · January 20, 2021 – 1:16 AM

Witch Weekly do not recommend consuming the tea whilst upending oneself, unseemingly choking may occur!

For the Alleviation of Female Ailments
When suffering greatly from the sort of feminine ailments that are universal there are many things one might do to ease the unpleasantness of it all. One such treatment that comes highly recommended is a nice cold, ice bath. It is understood that heat does much to worsen the situation and may even lead to peril for one's mental facilities. To treat the body to a refreshing ice bath works wonders to preserve mind, body, and spirit during those trying times. The longer one is deprived of warmth, the more success is likely to be had.

This treatment works wonders, particularly in the hottest months of summer when one is prone to increased suffering.

If ice bathing does not work, many ladies swear by a tea concocted from moondew, fluxweed, and a small dash of moonseed. It is recommended to drink this tea under a full moon and when next the lady's ailment is due to befall you, you shall find yourself protected from the harm within. This tea also does much for brightening the eyes and improving one's pallor, it really is quite the marvel!

Finally, if all else fails, a daily regimen of turning oneself upside down should reassure the young lady that all remains where it should and the dangers of female ailments are kept at bay. The condition is unavoidable but lunacy and disaster are not!

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