Capricorn You will be killed by an animal of some kind. Be especially wary of beasts with horns.

Aquarius Traditionally this portended being lost at sea, but in the modern era where fewer voyage it can equate to any transportation-related death, such as a carriage accident or broomstick crash.

Pisces Your method of death is uncertain, but your corpse is likely to be consumed by something. Solicit loved ones to regularly check on you to avoid being devoured by beetles, or plan for a closed casket funeral.

Aries You will be crushed. This may involve something falling on you, or you falling to your death, or could even be interpreted as death by smothering. Beware relatives wielding pillows; they may not be trying to comfort you.

Taurus Death by illness is most likely for you. Exercise to increase your longevity.

Gemini You will die of over-indulgence. What is your primary vice? Alcohol, food, opium? Surround yourself with friends who are unafraid to cut you off when needed.

Cancer You are likely to die from either an overabundance of water (drowning) or a lack of it (dehydration).

Leo Whatever method your death takes, it will be utterly fabulous. You are bound to make headlines.

Virgo You will be murdered, through no fault of your own. Someone may be trying to gain an inheritance, sabotage your business, or steal your love.

Libra You will be murdered, but unfortunately you do bear some fault in this scenario. To extend your life, try being nicer to those around you and avoid angering anyone who currently holds a deadly weapon.

Scorpio You will die when the building you are in succumbs to catastrophe. Fire, collapse, troll attack - any of these might be in your future. You may also languish painfully for hours before death, we are sorry to say.

Saggitarius You will die of old age. Lucky you!