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Witch Weekly · October 27, 2020 – 12:32 AM

Halloween is a time when it is even more acceptable to be someone other than yourself!

Ask Harmony: Halloween Edition
Dear Harmony Aidsworth,
I have been recently happily married despite my having already been considered a spinster and just moved into my marital home. But it seems that I am not the only one who has moved in with my new husband. For a beau I had in my youth that died on the Hogsmeade Trail has also taken up residence! All these years, I had no idea that he had become a ghost and he seems to be very offended about my having moved on. Even admitting to having driven off past suitors! What can I do to be rid of him? He is being quite inconvenient and driving a wedge between myself and my new husband.
Sincerely,
Haunted in Hogsmeade

Dear Haunted in Hogsmeade,
I think you might have a better luck at getting rid of that ghost by contacting the Spirit division of the Ministry of Magic if words and pleas have failed thus far. Once he is gone, you can explain things to your husband if you have not already. Focus on your new husbands needs and perhaps seeing how devoted you are to your living love, the ghost will leave on his own if you are adverse to involving the proper authorities.
Sincerely,
Miss Harmony Aidsworth

Dear Harmony Aidsworth,
I am not a confident witch as anyone who knows me might be able to tell you. However, there is a man that I have my eyes set on. I think he could like me if I were to be just the smallest bit more bold. I have been considering wearing a costume that really draws the eye. My sister says the color is not the sort I usually wear and thus should not be seen in but I personally thought I looked well enough. Should I listen to my sister or sieze this small moment of confidence?
Sincerely,
Insecure Witch

Dear Insecure Witch,
Halloween is a time when any color can be a color you are seen in so long as it is not gaudy. I would say that you should sieze this moment with both hands. Even if nothing were to come of it, at least you would know that you tried. And if all else fails, you could always give yourself a spritz of scent to draw the young mans senses. But take care not to use so much that you end up smelling like a fallen woman.
Sincerely,
Miss Harmony Aidsworth

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