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Witch Weekly · September 13, 2020 – 11:41 PM

Are you a true friend?

1. Imagine for a moment that you are back in Hogwarts and are to be sorted. Your closest friend is sorted into a different house than you. How do you react?
A: You are utterly distraught and even try to demand that you be allowed to change houses.
B: You are pretty fine with it, really. You'll still be able to spend a fair amount of time together.
C: You are relieved. You will now be able to shine in the house without her hindering your path.

A group of friends embrace.

2. You find a horrible article written about one of your friends - what do you do?
A: You defend her fiercely, writing multiple letters to the publication.
B: You try and ensure that she doesn't see it but don't see what else there is that you could do.
C: You send her the clipping, highlighting your favorite parts.

3. You and your friend are being threatened by ruffians, how do you respond?
A: You do your best to protect your friend, willing to give your life for hers if need be.
B: You stick by your friends side and try to talk your way out of it.
C: You push her into them and run off to safety.

4.Your closest friend confides a scandalous secret to you - what do you do with the secret?
A: You take it with you to the grave.
B: You are too scandalized to repeat it to anyone but you cannot help but judge your friend.
C: You tell everyone you know.

5. Your friends beau makes an amorous advance towards you - do you tell her?
A: You slap him and tell him all about how you knew your friend was way too good for him and now she will be free of him.
B: You rebuff him and let her know what he did so she can make up her mind what to do.
C: You encourage it and steal him from her as you think you are the much better match.

Two friends discuss a Witch Weekly issue!

Mostly A's: Closer than close. You are an absolutely devoted friend. To the point that so long as you have your one bosom friend, you feel no need for such things as marriage. Indeed, you are the most likely to become the spinster aunt that chooses to reside with her closest friend.

Mostly B's. Fair friend. You can be a true friend - when it conveniences you. You would not take a death spell for your friend but you will bring them soup if they are ill. You maintain a balance between the people you call friends and while you do genuinely care for them, you maintain a slight distance.

Mostly C's. Friend or Foe? With a friend like you, who needs enemies? You are no true friend to anyone but yourself. You likely maintain the friendships you do have for status reasons and who could blame you? They still had better watch their back when you are around.

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