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Witch Weekly · May 24, 2020 – 4:08 PM

Letter From Our Readers!

To the Editor of Witch Weekly,

I am writing in regards to the last edition of Witch Weekly whereby one of your articles featured ten facts about a certain member of society. I don't doubt Mr. St. John-Black has already contacted you himself with the necessary correction but I thought it couldn't hurt to do so myself nonetheless. The eighth 'fact' I'm afraid is not fact but fiction. Mr. St. John-Black is not any relation to the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, he is unknown to the family. No members of the Black family have ever relocated to America nor is there any mention of him or his family on the extensive family tree, so it is quite impossible that he in a member of the House of Black distant or otherwise.

If you could endeavor to publish a correction - be it my letter or that of the individual in question - in your next publication it would be greatly appreciated. I'm sure it will be a comfort not only to the Black family but Mr. St. John himself to have the truth published and the matter settled properly.

With regards,
Mrs. Ursula Black

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Miss Elladora Black declined to comment formally upon her alleged family member, instead passing a message to me via her personal maid that to the best of her knowledge all her family members were accounted for and it was nonsense to suggest otherwise.

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Dearest Witch Weekly,

I am have great difficulty finding a husband but I'm rather hesitant to attempt flashing an ankle at a gentleman. However, since reading your article I have become incredibly aware of the fact that I may be in a minority. Suddenly I am witnessing ladies' ankles all over the place - I saw two separate ankles belonging to two separate ladies at a ball just last night! I've also seen ankles in such places as Padmore Park one afternoon, and even once at a tea party - where there weren't even any gentlemen present! What can be the meaning of it? I'm not sure what is more concerning - ladies ankles slipping out from under their petticoats, or that I cannot stop staring when they do? I hope I stop noticing these indecencies but it would be a great deal easier to pretend ladies ankles don't exist when ladies aren't parading them before society.

Sincerely,
A distressed debutante

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