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Witch Weekly · March 30, 2020 – 1:15 AM

We here at Witch Weekly value the thoughts and concerns of our readers. Here are but a few letters that we have received from our valued clientele.

Letters From Our Readers
Dear The Managers of Witch Weekly

I find it frankly disgusting that you encourage young people to seek companionship from anonymous individuals! Setting aside how irresponsible it is to allow young people to seek love for themselves and not have a match sensibly arranged for them by a parent or guardian, there has been more than one muggle woman who used the lonely hearts to her detriment! How quickly this paper forgets Albert Fish and Henri Landru who victimised the sort of muggle woman who utilised the lonely hearts! Although one should be asked, if a girl is foolish enough to answer a letter from a man she doesn’t know perhaps she deserves to be brutally murdered and disposed off in acid.
Otherwise a huge fan

Kind Regards
Mrs E. B

Dear Witch Weekly,

Following on from your article on should animagi, or indeed women, be allowed to duel - I would agree with your analysis that many young women do not have the emotional maturity to duel, nor the level headedness that comes from years spent in the married state, under the guiding hand of a good husband. I would be very much in favour of a ban on all unmarried women dueling! The young generation of ladies with an interest in such matters has proven themselves to be unfit for the responsibility and privilege
Well done on the article, astute as always.

Regards
Mrs Constance Pridmaster

Dear Witch Weekly,

While many are excited about the upcoming Quidditch World Cup, I think that we mothers must be vigilant as the date approaches. I can recall at least one young English Rose plucked by the French team when last the Cup was in Irvingly—can we truly afford to have such a thing happen again?

Our daughters (even those who are married, I fear!) must be reminded of the difference between what is tempting and what is right and we, if required, must be willing to do whatever it takes to protect their virtue and reputation during these times of temptation.

From,
Mrs Concerned Mother

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