Issue #229 - Society Lives in Limericks

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Issue #229 - Society Lives in Limericks

March 16, 2020 – 12:38 AM

Witch Weekly — Played by Yente Ventus

The Original Fake News

3 year old Tabloid

ft. in.

❤ Complicated

Played by Yente Ventus

83 Posts

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Heard Around Town
I heard that Mirielle Lécuyer only eloped with Sun Smith because he found out she was a werewolf and her parents promised him a hefty dowry if he married her to keep the secret.

August Echelon-Arnost obviously lacks any and all morality. After he got that vampire released, I would never allow any of my daughters to marry him. Doesn't he know those creatures need to be locked up?

Edric Umbridge was quietly removed from the Auror Office, and I heard it's because his wife is pregnant again. They claimed they were victims of the amortentia-laced letters, but I hardly believe it anymore.

J. Alfred Darrow's boat has been docked at sea for a few weeks now, and one of the sailors of a nearby boat told my husband that it's being checked for traces of a foreign plague! I can't believe the Ministry is trying to sweep it under the rug!