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Witch Weekly · February 17, 2020 – 11:54 PM

Lonely Hearts
Fancy A Challenge? Do you love literature? Have you read too many gothic romance poems and given up on traditional ideals of love? You are not alone. If you seek companionship and are not intimidated by a challenge, and will not be offended by a brusque exterior, write to me. Once you get to know me, you will find I am intelligent, humorous, and exceptionally kind, despite outward appearances. Artistic Nature Eldest daughter of a respectable middle class family seeks son of the same sort. Lady is artistic in nature and incredibly kind. Searching for a man with a kind heart and good morals. Should be fond of family and open-minded in regards to blood status. Must Love Cats Seeking a young woman of no more than twenty-five with a love of animals and an amiable smile for companionship, and potentially romance. I can offer you a world of knowledge and open the door to conversations with all sorts of interesting people; in my company I promise you will never find yourself bored. If interested, please write and tell me about the last book you read. Workaholic Anonymous Seeks someone to shake up his accustomed routines and remind him there is more to life than work. She must not mind a man of self-made status, mixed blood and a little eccentricity — indeed, a practical, independent spirit with passions of her own is much preferred.	I'm Mr Right. You're Miss Distinct Possibility. Tall, handsome, well-built, articulate, intelligent, yet often grossly inaccurate man, 29, seeks wife. Must be of good reputation, of an age to bear children and able to put up with discussions about Quidditch. Through No Fault Of Her Own Single woman of impeccable breeding and good family seeks single or widowed man for courtship and eventual marriage. Ideal candidates will be honorable, with a comfortable lifestyle and companionable character, and should not have firm ideas regarding blood purity for their future bride. I believe I would also make an amiable mother to young children, should you already have some from a previous marriage. Humble At Heart A young woman of some modest but recently acquired means, I have been forced into social circles beyond my comfort zone. I have only meager breeding and no education to speak of besides Hogwarts. What I want more than anything is to settle with a man from origins as humble as mine, and use my money to support a small cottage and a bustling family. I will be a meek, honest, and placid wife to the right man, but am out of my depth at grand parties or social events, so my ideal match would be a more retiring sort. One other thing: I am a romantic at heart, so if you write, please make no mention of this advertisement	and address me only as dear lady until we have exchanged names. Look Beyond The Name I am a virtuous and romantic young woman from an established family, but haven't had the luck I was expecting in love. I fear my older sister (a non-traditionalist) may have driven men off from pursing me, but we share almost nothing beyond our last name! If you are willing to give a girl a chance, you will find in me a wonderful and dedicated wife (and have to contend with only a marginally undesirable sister-in-law). I have perfected ladylike skills and feel I would be a wonderful host; a suitable bride for a man of any station and status. Responsible Seeks Reputable Responsible Ministry man of good reputation and above-average intellect seeks reputable young lady for matrimonial purposes. The ideal candidate will be in possession of all the usual social graces. She will be sociable, but reserved, and comfortable interacting with those of different nationalities. Most importantly, however, she will be genteel in her bearing and in possession of a kind heart. Homeward Bound Recently promoted Ministry man in good position seeks a woman who is serious about moving a relationship forward. I have wasted time with too many girls who were not looking for the things I want: a comfortable marriage and a house full of laughing children, especially daughters with bouncing curls. If these are your goals, write and let us see if our personalities are compatible.
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