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Witch Weekly · April 8, 2018 – 5:16 AM

Oftetimes seemingly small, subconscious choices in our everyday lives can tell us more about ourselves — including in choices that seem as straightforward as perfume!

Your Ideal Gentleman Based Off Your Favorite Perfume!
Upon their debut, many young ladies think they know what they desire in prospective husbands, but as you can see with our "Soon-to-Be Spinsters" article this week, many debutantes fall into the trap of pickiness and spend the rest of their lives as a lonesome spinster. Today, Witch Weekly will be helping you avoid all that fuss by helping you decide what gentleman you should be chasing, based off nothing else than your preferred perfume!

Lavender Oils
You're a cautious woman that pays no mind to "frivolous trends" and prefers to stick to timeless (and often subtle!) choices for you everyday apparel and hair-styling. What you need more than anything is a gentleman is one that can provide a stable income, pleasant conversation, and an overall charming demeanor. You have no need for a gentleman with risky pursuits or questionable hobbies that may put a damper on your tranquility of life! In our best opinion, you'll find the perfect husband in a humble Ministry employee like Mr. Percival Adlard Jr.!

Musk
You're a high-aiming, fashionable woman who aspires to reach the likes of the late Mrs. Olivia Pendergast in terms of social success, and you cannot be without a husband who can help you reach that goals! Your ideal husband is one who enjoys the finer things in life and knows how to have a good time, yet is without unseemly habits that may cause scandal in your family! It would not hurt to find yourself in acquaintance with ambitious gentleman such as Mr. Lionel Lupin!

Citrus
You're an upbeat, fun-loving woman who seeks adventure... without the risk it comes with. You cannot stand the bore of small-talk, instead preferring deep, meaningful conversations — and often exciting ones, too! However, when talk of wild escapades turns to action, you shy away from the notion of leaving your comfort zone. Nevertheless, you need a husband who can keep you on your toes and make you feel alive, all while providing the comfort and attention you need. Perhaps your ideal husband could be found in the likes of Mr. Kentigern MacFusty!

Spices
Unlike women who prefer citrus perfumes, you often become frustrated when talk of thrilling experiences are never put into action! You have no desire to stay put in one place, and find stability to be a term used by those who wish to normalize their boring preferences! A gentleman who is as equally thrill-seeking — perhaps Mr. Tierney Walsh or Mr. David Pettigrew — may be for you!

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