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Witch Weekly · March 4, 2019 – 3:51 AM

Not all dental abnormalities can be fixed with spells but a great many can! Mr. Wiggenswade's book is available from most reputable booksellers.

3 Ways To Deal With Crooked Teeth!
As any lady with aesthetically displeasing teeth can attest, it can be incredibly difficult to go about in society confidently when a mere smile can cause immediate embarrassment. However, an unsightly mouth needn't be the end of your social life!

Does this smile look familiar?

1. Use Magic!
While not advisable for those whose magical ability can be a little hit and miss, magic is the most effective way to sort out your unruly set of chompers. Whether some are too large or they've simply arranged themselves disagreeably, there's a spell out there to sort out most simple problems. In fact, Roland Wiggenswade has written a book specifically for the dentally challenged individual entitled Orthadontics for the Ordinary Wizard. Do make sure to practice spells properly before attempting on yourself or others.

Alternatively, brew a polyjuice potion and assume the identity of someone with superior teeth.

2. Seek Professional Help
Why suffer an embarrassing smile if a professional may be able to fix it? Tooth removal may be necessary in order to achieve that winning smile but it will all be worth it when you've finally won the love and admiration of that gentleman you've been fawning over for the last ten months. Finally you can have a conversation with him where your face isn't directed anywhere else but towards him upon speaking!

3. Hide them!
If all else fails and your pearly whites are forever doomed to resemble those of a shark or beaver, never find yourself without an ornate fan at your wrist to spring to your defense should you feel the urge to smile, laugh, or partake in discussion. It is also worth acquiring the habit of covering ones mouth or looking downwards when engaging in activities that expose the teeth. It is hardly an ideal remedy but for some it may be the only alternative to public ridicule and embarrassment.

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