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Witch Weekly · January 13, 2019 – 1:52 PM

Will you find a husband this season?
1. How many years have you been out?
A. This will be my first year!
B. Less than Three.
C. Three to five.
D. Five or more.

2. What do you look for first in a suitor?
A. Handsomeness!
B. Can he support himself?
C. Does my father approve?
D. I don't have multiple options!

3. What does your family say about your prospects?
A. They're so excited for me to get started!
B. They're very optimistic.
C. They're cautiously optimistic.
D. They're rather pessimistic.

4. How much time do you commit to being a debutante?
A. Debuting will be my career.
B. If my social calendar isn't full, there's a serious problem.
C. I do some volunteer work on the side.
D. I'm losing all hope.

5. Have you had serious suitors before?
A. Not yet!
B. I have a few who are very interested.
C. I've narrowed things down to one.
D. I did when I was a new debutante, but not anymore.

Mostly As: Don't get married this season! You're not ready to decide on one suitor. Next year!
Mostly Bs: You have a few suitors in rotation, but no one's courting you yet. If you lock down one of these, you could have a lovely winter wedding!
Mostly Cs: If your current suitor doesn't propose, you're going to die alone.
Mostly Ds: You may actually be Adelia Lovegood. Give up now and stop wasting the attention of bachelors.

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