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Witch Weekly · August 26, 2018 – 2:32 PM

Heard Around Town
Mr. Edric Umbridge and Miss February Lynch were spotted at the Summer Solstice Festival, actually chaperoned this time! Do you think that Mr. Umbridge is going to try to court her?

There was a bit of an incident in Fortescue's Ice Cream Shoppe last week! Apparently spells went flying, and while Miss Holly Scrimgeour and Miss Síl Maelefithrig were in attendance, both were left unharmed. Probably.

I heard that Mr. Tilcott, chaser for Puddlemere United, has not been entirely right in the head since he was turned into a cat on the expedition. I suppose only time will tell whether or not he will still be able to play Quidditch adequately.

Apparently Miss Adelia Lovegood has not given up entirely! I heard that she will be attending the Aphrodite Ball. What do you think her reaction will be when Miss Valentine tells her that she should have just married the former Minister when she had the chance?

Miss Scrimgeour is now working for Mr. Malcolm MacFusty in the Hebrides. I suppose that family never did care much for reputation, but still...

I heard there's a new London resident with a fortune in diamonds - he would be a good catch for any debutante who could be so lucky!

Mr. Tiberius Lestrange hasn't been seen at all this summer, and I've heard he no longer works for the Department of Mysteries! Do you suppose he's having a bit of a crisis?

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