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Witch Weekly · August 26, 2018 – 2:31 PM

Quiz: Which Bird Hat Should You Wear To Wow The Crowd?

Fashion can be controversial at times, and this is no less true for the infamous bird hats—hats that used taxidermied birds for ornamental display. They’re certainly a risky choice in any crowd, but certainly one that can make an impact and bring attention to yourself!

What house were you sorted into?
A) Gryffindor
B) Hufflepuff
C) Slytherin
D) Ravenclaw

Do you consider yourself a strong woman?
A) Yes! If need be, I could carry my elder brother!
B) Not at all—even carrying an infant for a minute or two leaves me fatigued!
C) I can be strong if I need to, but will not use my strength without good reason.
D) No, there is no logical reason a woman should need to be!

Do you enjoy being the center of attention?
A) Yes! I’ve never shied away from attention. All publicity is good publicity.
B) Not at all, but I do enjoy a few passing compliments.
C) Yes, but only if I’m receiving praise.
D) To bring attention to oneself—especially in frivolous displays—is almost sinful.

What colors do you frequently find yourself wearing?
A) Bold, bright colors—reds, yellows, oranges.
B) Softer and pastel hues.
C) Darker shades—navy, plum, emeralds, greys.
D) Whatever best compliments my outfit.

Would you consider yourself conservative in your style?
A) Definitely not! No good trendsetter follows traditions.
B) Yes. I don’t like exposing myself to ridicule in the name of fashion.
C) Yes, but I’ve been known to latch onto certain trends.
D) No, but for the sake of individualism rather than fashion!

Mostly As
An owl! Though often considered sacred in the magical community, few could look down on a woman wishing to honor her favorite pet who reached their demise too soon! For added attention, cast a charm to make the bird blink!

Mostly Bs
A nightingale! These birds are small enough to arrange in positions that tell stories—and more importantly, for your purposes, small enough not to be immediately noticed when you walk into the room!

Mostly Cs
A peacock! While you may not be able to mount the entire bird atop your hat, do consider using its decapitated head (and perhaps shrunken, too!) to add a little flair to your outfit. With a few added peacock feathers, you’re sure to wow the crowd!

Mostly Ds
A crow! Unless you decide to wear a drab, brown dress to the next function, there is very little black does not go with. For added effect, place a charm upon it that allows it to stare at dance (and perhaps conversation) partners with ill intentions!

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