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Witch Weekly · July 15, 2018 – 1:34 PM

The Tapeworm Diet: Keep Your Corsets Slender!

A new diet is going to ensure that you never have to have your corset taken out by the seamstress again! The "Tapeworm Diet" is quick, easy, and effective for any lady who does not want society to comment negatively on her figure this season. As an added bonus, those on this diety are able to continue eating just as much as they want, so no one will know that you're dieting! You will never have to rise hungry from the table, but you will have a slender, desirable figure.

The steps are as such:
1. Order a tapeworm pill from the apothecary. Once you have received the pill, you take it. (Obviously.)
2. One will begin to lose weight once taking the pill.
3. Once one has achieved the desired figure, you will have to lure out the tapeworm. The apothecary recommends using a cylindrical device full of food, and lowering it, to capture the tapeworm. This is not difficult, and if you go to the apothecary they should be able to help you with it!
4. (Alternatively, one may take a special potion to poison the tapeworm, but this may make you feel ill.)

The tremendous thing about the tapeworm diet is that it is so easy. No one has to know about it, and you may even forget about the tapeworm when you're on the diet, because of how effective and simple it is! This coming season, a slender figure could be the action that brings your society gowns from "mediocre" to "gorgeous."

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