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Witch Weekly · June 17, 2018 – 2:34 PM

The fog has lured many into a false sense of security in public — just because you cannot see others in the street does not mean you're alone!

Heard Around Town!
While the ominous fog might be thwarting the magic of many at present, it has not been able to thwart the rumor mill. If anything, it has had quite the opposite effect...

A ghost believed to be that of Mr. Herbert Fudge was seen entering the fog in Hogsmeade earlier this week from which he never returned. His body was likely obliterated in an instant by the magic-leeching fog. Some say he was aware of the potentially fatal effect the fog might have upon him and yet willingly exposed himself all the same. How maudlin, even for a ghost!

An intimate conversation was overheard between a young woman with the sort of accent one hears the other side of the Atlantic and a gentleman whose voice only betrayed him as relatively young and definitively British. The conversation which took place openly in a street shrouded by fog implied that they were secretly involved with one another in an indecent capacity. While unable to see the couple, their voices were quite audible and the lady's particularly distinctive accent has betrayed her as Miss Caroline Delaney. However, there are a few conflicting reports that it was really the voice of Miss Una Walsh.

Another fascinating and shocking conversation heard just a couple days ago took place between two ladies on Hogsmeade's High Street. An unidenfitied woman was heard to be threatening the other whom she addressed as a 'Mrs. Pettigrew'. It would seem that 'Mrs. Pettigrew' is the victim of extortion, although it is unknown what the mysterious woman is holding over her head. It is also uncertain which Mrs. Pettigrew although it seems likely to be Miss Hannah Pettigrew considering her unfortunate background.

A gentleman, whose identity has been given as Mr. Theseus Greengrass as well as Mr. Tiberius Lestrange by various individuals who claim to have bore witness to the incident, was severely startled by a large dog running loose in the fog. The shock was so severe that he was heard exclaiming moments later that he had fallen. The dark haired gentleman was spotted entering Black's a few minutes later with a fine coating of night soil upon the seat of his trousers.

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